jugs
Dont wish to offend & annoy, but...
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Every once in a while an inspector calls:
Have you got a telly?
No I haven't.
Sign here.
No, sod off.
If you fill in your details we won't bother you again.
Yes you will; I still won't have a licence so you'll still send me toilet-paper, only now it'll have my name on. We're not doing business so you don't need to know who I am or anything about me, there's the gate, close it on your way out.
Can I come in and check?
No, sod off.
I can come back with a Constable.
Please do, can you make it The Haywain?
And as for the potential to be prosecuted on the off-chance your computer might be 'receiving' television, well if I or you were to search the internet hard enough I bet we could 'receive' some underage porn, should they not be prosecuting us all on the off-chance that we're all perverts?![]()
"can you make it The Haywain?"




You Ba$$tard,
you owe me a new keyboard, this one's now full of snot & coffee

