Berlingo Bling

[rosinante]

Hi
I am thinking of blacking out the rear windows on my Berlingo so,s nobody can see ma bitches on pension day,Q what other accessories could be added to properly "chav" up a Citroen Berlingo?Any accessories must be acceptable to insurance co [Saga].

Looking forward to replies
Chris

 

[GrahamGKD]

You could fit one of those air pumps and jacks that make the body go up and down a la the Marylin Manson video - not sure about insurance though - could be tricky!

 

[the snooper]

You could fit one of those air pumps and jacks that make the body go up and down a la the Marylin Manson video - not sure about insurance though - could be tricky!

i think they are illegal here

 

[cumbriasteve]

You could double it's street cred, stick a Lada badge on it.

 

[stuvy]

get loads of tatty stickers for, flames are always good-or is that bad? surely at 27 y/o. i should know lol

hydraulics or air ride is legal in this country
http://www.rayvernhydraulics.com/

 

[tux]

i think they are illegal here

Only with the fashion police!!

A decent set of alloy wheels works wonders.

 

[Sparkey]

Some nice spoilers for the headlights, so it gets that "mean" look....smoke glass covers for the rear lights? Not sure how much of this is legal tho...

Tribal stickers, but don't over do it...only one real cool tribal in black or silver! And PLEASE keep clear of those multi coloured ones! that's eeek!

 

[pedrobedro]

You could fit one of those air pumps and jacks that make the body go up and down a la the Marylin Manson video - not sure about insurance though - could be tricky!

Those are usually hydraulic and you need about a ton of batteries in the boot to run them Personally I'd just clean and polish it and spend the money on a remap to make it go better.

 

[mike os]

save your money...

 

[brightspark]

save your money...

buy a disguise instead when u drive it u will have better street cred when not wearing it

 

[Hitch]

You mean turn it into a low rider...? The vimto fruit will be after it....

Chromed spinners? Alloys... think Peugeot do light covers for em too.

Is it a van, or the mpv?
Mrs has the car version, I have the van. Hate driving hers, its embarasing.

 

[gavuk]

I might be prepared to sell you a cherry bomb at a fraction of the labelled price...... ....cherry bomb

 

[the snooper]

some of this will do it for sure

 

[SC_BK]

Some nice spoilers for the headlights, so it gets that "mean" look....smoke glass covers for the rear lights? Not sure how much of this is legal tho...

If you can't get smoked covers, take the rear lights off, wrap a pair of black tights round them, then re-fit

 

[stucktoweld]

Buy a roof rack ya misses can ride on top