A pig flew today

[Thrashsmith]

Was given this free at my local tool shop when I bought some gritty soap. Better than kick in the ...

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Was given this free at my local tool shop when I bought some gritty soap. Better than kick in the ...

Bet you're a good, regular customer - or was any random shopper getting the same treatment?

 

[Thrashsmith]

I'd like to think it's because I'm a regular, but they did have a big trade event on in a marquee outside.

 

[MCKDAVID]

one of the guys I worked with had a classic comment... "will it be finished today", "yes sir, and all pigs fuelled and ready for take off sir..."

Brilliant, yes I did borrow it, and yes it does get used regularly...

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Cribbed from elsewhere

Sign in workplace...."The extremely difficult we do immediately, the impossible may take some time"