gordon stephenson
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One of my mates asked me the other day, "how is your wife" "Still breathing was the reply"
I was married once before, and we also knew each other as kids and grew up together; but she was career oriented and didn't want children, so we eventually and amicably divorced.Mom and dad knew each other as kids and worked together all their lives and had very few problems of their own, dad passed away at 79 and mom at 86 but they had a really good life together, it is a rare thing now if couples last more than 10 years.
You can still grope a colleagues breasts but it just isn't allowed to be a woman any more.Twenty years now....
Still going strong...
I even told her about the time we had a massive works do and I ended up being invited to grope a colleagues breasts.... God was I drunk.
So drunk, my boss told me about it three days later. I have no recollection. Black hole.
Just as all that Harvey Weinstein stuff was coming out....
We spent 10 weeks 24/7 together, there was an unprecedented amount of rosé involved.
Still going strong.....
A lot of mates lost the plot with loved ones.
was working at a solicitors house today apparently theres an increase in filing for divorce proceedings
A mate is now living in the garage during his old work hours, He won't let his missus in at all and she has to email him just like at work the at 5pm he goes in the house and she tells him all the things that she has done during the day so nothing has changed for them
so wheres she been sneeking off to for the last 6 yearsI think its nice to be able to talk to each other a bit more-ive just been told the missus has been made redundant from woolworths!
Congratulations.We celebrated 28 years yesterday, we have our ups and downs at times but are mostly happy . If we’re not I just apologise , sometimes with flowers, and say it was my fault
I must be the odd one out, been happily married for decades and together basically 24 hours 7 days a week since I retired in 2010. Only real problems we've encountered are "other" peoples problems, and have never let them get between us; first loyalty is to each other.
Congratulations.
Funnily enough, when I read his post, I thought more along the lines of: Pussy.
Anything for a quiet life!, well actually it’s the frosty silence I don’t like
We still are, just October now
Anything for a quiet life!, well actually it’s the frosty silence I don’t like
This is the ideal time to get married, you, the wife, two witnesses and the minister. No hangers on getting drunk at your expense, no cheap presents to lose in the loft and it only wastes an hour. Our wedding was exactly like that, 9 years ago (after living together for 12 years).