Wife/Leather

[rockweasel]

This morning my wife places her nice (even I like it) leather bag on top of my laptop as she gets ready for work. I needed to check some work of my own, so I moved it to the side.

TO THE WRONG SIDE.

The kitchen counter is slightly warmer next to the laptop (over the boiler) and that would ruin the bag. Ruin it. Whatever. She removes it from the room. There is a shriek 5 minutes later. She'd put the bag on the couch and the pup had decided that was a good time to check out the taste of the handle/strap thing. A couple of teeth marks. Of course it was all my fault for making her move the bag and not keeping an eye on the dog, who was in another room. I know I have a bit of a squint, but even I can't see around corners. The pup and I are in the bad books.

 

[Pete.]

So much potential in that title, what a let down to find out was just a story about an old bag...

 

[ronan]

At least you have the pup to keep you company out in the doghouse .

 

[rockweasel]

At least you have the pup to keep you company out in the doghouse .

He's not allowed in my doghouse until he learns not to chew!

 

[Robotstar5]

He's not allowed in my doghouse until he learns not to chew!

Give him the handbag to chew as you've now got to buy a new one due to it being your fault

 

[eSCHEn]

I hope you made a "but he just has good taste" joke

 

[gordon stephenson]

Nobody will ever figure out the workings of the female mind, ( If you ever do let me know )

 

[rtbcomp]

She can get a replacement easily enough - 5p at any supermarket.

 

[daleyd]

I saw the title and thought "ohh hello..."

How disappointing

 

[rikrobson]

She can get a replacement easily enough - 5p at any supermarket.

You've been to Fife Then?

 

[mpats]

At least you understand what you did wrong and why it's your fault..................................

 

[Kent]

I am baffled - never ever touch the wife's handbag dumbo! Oh and give the dog something it can chew. Jeeze I don't touch the wife's handbag full stop even if she tells me to look in her bag I just find it and call her over to open it

 

[Shox Dr]

I am baffled - never ever touch the wife's handbag dumbo! Oh and give the dog something it can chew. Jeeze I don't touch the wife's handbag full stop even if she tells me to look in her bag I just find it and call her over to open it

Same here, if she insists I do, I just tip it all out on the floor...never goes down well, but it stops her from asking me to pass her phone for a bit

 

[500e]

Surprised you can lift it

 

[mr migwire]

This morning my wife places her nice (even I like it) leather bag on top of my laptop as she gets ready for work. I needed to check some work of my own, so I moved it to the side.

TO THE WRONG SIDE.

The kitchen counter is slightly warmer next to the laptop (over the boiler) and that would ruin the bag. Ruin it. Whatever. She removes it from the room. There is a shriek 5 minutes later. She'd put the bag on the couch and the pup had decided that was a good time to check out the taste of the handle/strap thing. A couple of teeth marks. Of course it was all my fault for making her move the bag and not keeping an eye on the dog, who was in another room. I know I have a bit of a squint, but even I can't see around corners. The pup and I are in the bad books.

must be a fife thing mate, the daughters new bag was apparently very appetising, so much so the lurcher took it upon herself to remove said bag from the living room and empty the contents around the dining room before settling under the table to enjoy her new chew toy....

im now out of pocket £30 for a new bag. got to love dogs.......

 

[Bobtail4x4]

£30? you got off light.

 

[ajlelectronics]

£30? you got off light.

That is what she CLAIMED it cost her. She could hardly own up to the real price. ;-)

 

[Mee]

Do they ever AJ.

 

[colnerov]

It may have been on sale , so she saved money.

 

[ajlelectronics]

To be fair, most of us are guilty of the same thing. You would be surprised how many cars I have been "looking after for a friend" or were unclaimed repairs. ;-)