RTFM!

[dobbslc]

Well if you don't know what that title means just Google it.
My missus didn't do the above and that would explain why all my clothes have been smelly for the last 3 years!

The washing machine was set for COLD wash only......

FFS! you could Google that one as well.

 

[Pete.]

Hehehhe

Sorry

 

[500e]

Hope you pointed it out nicely or rations will be cut

 

[brightspark]

Well if you don't know what that title means just Google it.
My missus didn't do the above and that would explain why all my clothes have been smelly for the last 3 years!

The washing machine was set for COLD wash only......

FFS! you could Google that one as well.

pmslrofl

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

RTFQ.
Is a good one.

 

[chunkolini]

Do your own washing .

 

[colnerov]

Do your own washing .

Yeah, I can see that being a response.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

OOps.
There was a second line what did not get posted.
RTFQ was a common reply in the Forces when some one asked a daft question in an exam or briefing.

 

[Maker]

There was a second line what did not get posted.

*That*, *THAT*, There was a second line THAT did not get posted!

Sorry, that is a common mistake made with the English language that I just can't stand, I feel better now.

 

[pondy]

First day of my Ford apprenticeship I was taught rtfm

 

[normspanners]

Just think how much of the planet you have saved --------- lost loads of friends due to stinking---------- but saved a polar bear and 23penquins

 

[normspanners]

I thought it should be RMFM
Real Men Forget Manuals

 

[wookie]

RTFQ.
Is a good one.

Agreed, and if you don't know what it stands for you can always STFW

 

[chunkolini]

Maker, sorry to be pedantic.But you meant to say that That was a That that I just can't stand.

 

[TechnicAl]

Should be prefixed by When All Else Fails...............always been my policy

Currently trying to get accustomed to a new car with great difficulty...........automatic handbrake seems to mean it comes on when it wants............start up on my Drive at home and just reverse..........same procedure in car park and handbrake wont let me move without flicking the switch........ggrrrr

 

[atomant48]

*That*, *THAT*, There was a second line THAT did not get posted!

Sorry, that is a common mistake made with the English language that I just can't stand, I feel better now.

You sure it's not which?

JYYC!!

 

[CRB]

Too many Google searches for acronyms. No, not acronyms, but I cannot remember what the correct term is...no, not abbreviation...

 

[decca]

Well if you don't know what that title means just Google it.
My missus didn't do the above and that would explain why all my clothes have been smelly for the last 3 years!

The washing machine was set for COLD wash only......

FFS! you could Google that one as well.

My wife cold washes cause it is cheaper. She doesn't factor in the cost of rewashing the stinky cloths. She does the same with the dish washer.

 

[optima21]

and this thread reminds me that I need to get some washing powder tomorrow

 

[bigegg]

*That*, *THAT*, There was a second line THAT did not get posted!

Sorry, that is a common mistake made with the English language that I just can't stand, I feel better now.

*which.

"There was a second line WHICH did not get posted"
Sorry, that is a common mistake made with the English language WHICH I just can't stand, I feel better now.