Well I have been working on my Defender over the last few days and I chuckled when I noticed so much of my kit was the dreaded green (or black) kit that I just seem to get more of.
I must admit that for the price it takes some beating. True colour shield, grinder, impact wrench, impact driver, recip saw, drill, rechargeable light. Plus lots of cutting and flap discs.
I know it's not the best gear, but then I couldn't afford the best gear so would be working with my corded or manual kit.
I realised that if I was to spawn a child I would probably have to give it a middle (of Lidl) name of Parkside!
However, the world is not ready for anything conceived from parts nestling in my underwear, so I have spared the devastation that could be caused by any biology related to me and altered the lyrics from a well known Blur song (can you tell I am bored).
Parkside
Confidence is a preference for the habitual DIYer of what is known as(Parkside)
And 13 month scrap can be avoided If you take the 3 year garantee that is given by (Parkside)
John's got DIYer's droop
He gets intimidated by other peoples tool chests, they love the racks of it (Parkside) Who's that gut lord marching You should cut down on your pork life mate, get to middle of lidl.
All the people, So many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to buy their parkside.
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want, except on Thursdays when I get rudely awakened by the alarmclock (Parkside)
I put my trousers on, miss my cup of tea and I panick when leaving the house(Parkside)
I run over the pigeons, I sometimes hit the sparrows too as i speed off too fast up the driveway (Parkside). And then I'm ****** off for the rest of the day deep in the knowledge that I went for the plasma and someone beat me to it.
All the people, so many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to get their Parkside
Parkside(Parkside)Parkside(Parkside)
It's got nothing to do with your Makita or Bosch you know?(Parkside)(Parkside) and it's not about your Milwaukee, Hitachi, panasonic, dremel, Metabo.....(Parkside)(Parkside)
All the people, so many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to buy their Parkside
All the people, so many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to buy their Parkside!
I must admit that for the price it takes some beating. True colour shield, grinder, impact wrench, impact driver, recip saw, drill, rechargeable light. Plus lots of cutting and flap discs.
I know it's not the best gear, but then I couldn't afford the best gear so would be working with my corded or manual kit.
I realised that if I was to spawn a child I would probably have to give it a middle (of Lidl) name of Parkside!
However, the world is not ready for anything conceived from parts nestling in my underwear, so I have spared the devastation that could be caused by any biology related to me and altered the lyrics from a well known Blur song (can you tell I am bored).
Parkside
Confidence is a preference for the habitual DIYer of what is known as(Parkside)
And 13 month scrap can be avoided If you take the 3 year garantee that is given by (Parkside)
John's got DIYer's droop
He gets intimidated by other peoples tool chests, they love the racks of it (Parkside) Who's that gut lord marching You should cut down on your pork life mate, get to middle of lidl.
All the people, So many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to buy their parkside.
Know what I mean?
I get up when I want, except on Thursdays when I get rudely awakened by the alarmclock (Parkside)
I put my trousers on, miss my cup of tea and I panick when leaving the house(Parkside)
I run over the pigeons, I sometimes hit the sparrows too as i speed off too fast up the driveway (Parkside). And then I'm ****** off for the rest of the day deep in the knowledge that I went for the plasma and someone beat me to it.
All the people, so many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to get their Parkside
Parkside(Parkside)Parkside(Parkside)
It's got nothing to do with your Makita or Bosch you know?(Parkside)(Parkside) and it's not about your Milwaukee, Hitachi, panasonic, dremel, Metabo.....(Parkside)(Parkside)
All the people, so many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to buy their Parkside
All the people, so many people, they all go cash-in-hand, cash-in-hand to buy their Parkside!