chunkolini
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We must all have them.
I have pondered going public on this one for years, but hell I bet a few of us nurture their own personal irrational dislikes.
I have one in particular.
I hate vaccuum cleaners.
With a vengeance, they **** me off to the N'th degree.
Vile things, awful things, they just You know;drive me bonkers.
Why?? I promise not to use the 'F' word.
The noise, the way the lead gets in a mess, the way the hose never points the right way, the noise, the ****ty ergonomics, the way the lead gets tangled up, the way the hose never points the right way, the noise, the heat they throw out, the lead is always too sodding short, the hose is always too sodding short, they always choke up on a speck of fluff, ****ty ergonomics. I could go on. This is only cyclinder machines, just dont start me on bloody upright cleaners,
Get my drift. Awful things.
To my credit I have never kicked one to death, blown one up, engaged in violence with one, shot one, axed one to bits. Ok I did once kick a smirking Henry down the stairs but hell, he deserved it, the __________ smirking at me as the lead was 12" to short to get to the fluffy corner.
Next up??
Please no people in this thread, they are usual rational dislikes.
Chunko'.
I have pondered going public on this one for years, but hell I bet a few of us nurture their own personal irrational dislikes.
I have one in particular.
I hate vaccuum cleaners.
With a vengeance, they **** me off to the N'th degree.
Vile things, awful things, they just You know;drive me bonkers.
Why?? I promise not to use the 'F' word.
The noise, the way the lead gets in a mess, the way the hose never points the right way, the noise, the ****ty ergonomics, the way the lead gets tangled up, the way the hose never points the right way, the noise, the heat they throw out, the lead is always too sodding short, the hose is always too sodding short, they always choke up on a speck of fluff, ****ty ergonomics. I could go on. This is only cyclinder machines, just dont start me on bloody upright cleaners,
Get my drift. Awful things.
To my credit I have never kicked one to death, blown one up, engaged in violence with one, shot one, axed one to bits. Ok I did once kick a smirking Henry down the stairs but hell, he deserved it, the __________ smirking at me as the lead was 12" to short to get to the fluffy corner.
Next up??
Please no people in this thread, they are usual rational dislikes.
Chunko'.