I know you've all been on tenterhooks. I also know that Project Binky takes a back, err, seat to the topic of my butt-cheek-moulded stool.
So, it is with trembling hands that I announce that butt-moulding will be taking place tomorrow!
Yes, yes, settle down at the back. My carpenter mate has sourced what he assures is a mature, strong, good-looking (stop tittering, Ponsonby-Smythe!), hunka hunka wood and so tomorrow is the fittin' & carvin' session.
The gopro will be pressed into action and a video shall be produced.
OK, you can go back to whatever you were doing before.
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He's Sicilian...My turn to enter the foray, I can understan that Mr carpenter friend has nice wood ( fnar fnar), he has an assortment of tools (not saying a word) he can probably polish it it up good n proper (that'll be the teenager in him comming out), butt (no pun intended) how the bloody hell is he going to take a mould of your A#%$ and transfer it it to his wood. (The other option doesn't even bear thinking about)
Go pro camera indeed, but will you be able to post video here or will that be the .... Other web site???
Uugh - I just realised what you said! I'm disgusted and shall be writing to the BBC to complain!take a mould of your A#%$ and transfer it it to his wood
Not just yet, let me complain that my dinner was cold then I'll have to swat you on your nose with my handbag, then if you want you can complain, you have my full permissionUugh - I just realised what you said! I'm disgusted and shall be writing to the BBC to complain!
Does that mean you
L be wearing concrete boots if you don't follow instruction?
Not just yet, let me complain that my dinner was cold then I'll have to swat you on your nose with my handbag, then if you want you can complain, you have my full permission
Ah - ok - it took me a couple of reads but I get that
Have you been sniffing the MIG gas again, P? Not sure I understand that at all
Now your rocking!!!With a khazi seat you can keep a lid on all your welding consumables and if your welding ever goes down the pan you have an excuse!
Sicilian Welding Stool?
Ah! I get it now!It was my silly reference to clarkson following the complaint to bbc, I though I was on form but clearly not, obviously I didn't stay in the pub long enough tonight
On a side note:
We have a Friday five o'clock club in the village, rules are, meet at five in the local, drink as much as you can and leave at exactly 7.30 pm. I go about once a month, today I started at 5, followed the rules(sort of) then left at 10, now I'm spannered and Saturday will be mostly ruined
That's crazy, what about driving down, couple of moths ago I did Edinburugh and back in a dayAh! I get it now!
My fault, not yours - I'm normally up on all things-Clarkson. Was checking the Clarkson/Hammond/May (aka "Top Gear Live") in Sheffield for me and my boy last night. But no, not at £50 a ticket and £250 a rail ticket each!
If it's anything like my local should only be warming up by thenWife's away next weekend. Dropping boy at cub camp for 18:30 on Friday, so I could be there for.... oh poop 22:30
Aye - thought about that too, but it's next weekend! And that's when he's going to cub camp and me and you are going to the pubThat's crazy, what about driving down, couple of moths ago I did Edinburugh and back in a day
If it's the Canny Man were going for a pint in I'll drive up for the night, hope they got some Orkney Dark a Island onAye - thought about that too, but it's next weekend! And that's when he's going to cub camp and me and you are going to the pub