Brad93
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Not only do they stink the house out, throw up everywhere and walk over everything, they like to slip past you when you’re coming in and out.
Was sat outside this evening, Mrs said don’t let the cat out.
Go through the patio door, cat appears from nowhere and slips past my leg.
Thought, oh it will come back in, in a while.
Nope.
Poxy thing taunted me in the garden, I went out to grab the thing it runs away, sits on the fence. Thought sod you, I’ll get the biscuits.
Nope none of that.
Now I’ve spooked it, it is jumping up the neighbours fence making a right racket with another cat.
Mrs wakes up.
Screaming ensues about how the cats are better than me, she’d rather have the cat, I’m not to sleep until the cat is back indoors.
Fun night ahead.
I’ve already been round the garden peering into everyone else’s back yard and down the road with the torch.
Was sat outside this evening, Mrs said don’t let the cat out.
Go through the patio door, cat appears from nowhere and slips past my leg.
Thought, oh it will come back in, in a while.
Nope.
Poxy thing taunted me in the garden, I went out to grab the thing it runs away, sits on the fence. Thought sod you, I’ll get the biscuits.
Nope none of that.
Now I’ve spooked it, it is jumping up the neighbours fence making a right racket with another cat.
Mrs wakes up.
Screaming ensues about how the cats are better than me, she’d rather have the cat, I’m not to sleep until the cat is back indoors.
Fun night ahead.
I’ve already been round the garden peering into everyone else’s back yard and down the road with the torch.