You don’t. Not unless you like mud everywhere and duck rape with weird penises that will put you off fusilli pasta for a very long time.I want ducks
We look out onto a mill pond with loads of ducks on, spring time the drakes literally queue up & take turns on the females.I mean they’re nice birds and the quacking is lovely around the place but their sexual habits are really rather grim.
You must have drakes with manners. They normally don’t queue and all go at once. The ducks get drowned from it sometimesWe look out onto a mill pond with loads of ducks on, spring time the drakes literally queue up & take turns on the females.
il bring my whippet round he will sort it hese getting worse as he gets olderDuck sexual behaviour is well wrong.
Duck penises equally.
We've had a fair few ducks, and I prefer them to chickens and cockrels.
Apart from one, 'psycho ' duck.
Who would just attack us and the dogs.
Till it attacked the dog, my avatar, one too many times..
great for security the racket they make
I mean they’re nice birds and the quacking is lovely around the place but their sexual habits are really rather grim.
Not be eating fusilli pasta any time soon eh?*Deletes Google search history
That is grim.
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The truly funny bit came afterwards. Offspring decided chlorine was bad for it and shampooed it, rinsed it with fabric conditioner and dried it with a hairdryer.
It came out sparkly white with lovely soft feathers - in a perfect sphere with two eyes and a beak poking out the front and two feet just visible underneath. It seemed to enjoy the entire process!
Once you've washed and dried a chicken it will be your friend for life, we had a Pekin bantam that my wife washed as it had icicles hanging off it.
She sat it on the rail of the Rayburn to dry and after that it spent most of it's time hanging about trying to get back onto that rail!