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33 years ago at the beginning of February with an air temp of minus five oC I was out walking my gun dog as our shoot has suspended shooting operations because of effect the harsh winter we were having was having on our quarry and took the path by the river , under the dual carriage way bridge .
There was a five foot wide walkway above the water but it was partly submerged in the middle by four or so inches of fast flowing water. I took hold of the hand rail and walked about half way across when I fell deep into about 8 foot or so of fast flowing ice melt water ( i never managed to feel the bottom , my dog on his long shooting lead save me as he happened to go the other side of one of the six x six thick railing attachment post.
The pain of being fully submerged for six or so seconds was mind boggling . . Once I'd got out I did several forward rolls to expel as much water out my clothing as possible and then jogged four miles back home covered in ice.
I went back that way several weeks later and discovered that some " ****t " had lit a fire on the decking and burnt a 10 foot wide hole in the four inch thick wooden walkway ...BTD's!
Now adays being diabetic with peripheral neuropathy ( nerve damage that keeps me very hot & sticky ) like as not the shock of a bucket of ice cold water on my bonce & upper body would send me into a fatal heart attack /shock/fit . You can keep your daft things, keep quiet and bung your money into a charity if you feel like it ..don't do it because you've been embarrassed into doing it.
girl on my facebook just did it, her jaw completely locked when she screamed, I laughed.